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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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weavemama:
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“ weavemama:
“anyway black women are having miscarriages in Flint and there has yet to be an outrage from the “pro-life” community
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can we call this a genocide yet?
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keep in mind this is a MAN-MADE health crisis. they...
weavemama

anyway black women are having miscarriages in Flint and there has yet to be an outrage from the “pro-life” community

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can we call this a genocide yet?

weavemama

keep in mind this is a MAN-MADE health crisis. they changed the water of a lower-income black community for a reason. 12 people have died so far because of the water and now the women are suffering from miscarriages. this story needs as much attention as possible. a black community is still being poisoned and pro-lifers don’t seem to give a shit  

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AU suggestion

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William Poindexter is actually William Shakespeare

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Ok so the options are

  • Dex is just replaced with Shakespeare. No one comments
  • Dex is just replaced with Shakespeare. Everyone comments
  • Time traveller Shakespeare joins the SMH somehow
  • Time traveller Dex went back in time and is Shakespeare somehow.
  • Dex time travels to the past a lot and writes poems and plays then comes back to the present and pretends he’s never seen a poem in his life and Shakespeare is for hipsters
  • Shakespeare time travels to the present a lot and plays hockey and then goes back in time and writes poems and plays and acts like he’s never heard of Sport other than a Duel

In conclusion, good au. 1000/10. Love all the options, the sheer randomness of it, and name pals. Wouldiwas Shookespeare would be proud probably. 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

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  • William Shakespeare is immortal and has just decided to play hockey now
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Rita Skeeter: Hi- I’m doing a special tenth anniversary report on the battle of Hogwarts. Tell me, what do you think Harry Potter’s greatest achievement is- defeating he-who-must-not-be-named the first time, the second time, winning the triwizard tournament, slaying the basilisk?

Literally all of Harry’s classmates: There’s no need to call me sir, Professor.

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